This one actually scares us a little. The Beer And Burger Bar serves The Don with an onion ring perched on top, as if that’s meant to sweeten the deal. It’s a 700g brioche bun (that’s nearly a kilo of bread right there), TWO 600g beef patties, cheese, tomato, lettuce, aioli, mustard and ketchup, plus SIXTEEN rashers of Don bacon. Oh yeah, and 400g of chips and two cans of soft drink, because we wouldn’t want it to be too easy right?

Up for grabs: Glory, that’s pretty much it. The time to beat is 22 minutes and 55 seconds.